Call Us For Assistance – DO NOT RETURN TO STORE

Trike instruction booklet

I just got this sweet trike for my kid and there are like 20 steps to put it together. Anyway, I got stuck and my first reaction was to just return and move on with my life. However, I saw the instruction booklet told me to call them first instead of returning it.

They talked me through it, they were super nice, and now I’m a happy trike bike owner!

I thought that big bold phone number was super smart. Most people don’t know this but when you return an item to the store. The manufacturer gets it pretty bad, here is what happens in most cases (specifically for the smaller guys):

  1. The retailer ships it back to you and charges you a bunch of fees (sometimes equivalent to the amount of the product)
  2. You give the retailer a complete refund

By adding this phone number the retailer probably just saved them 2X the cost of the trike.

Made Right Here: Wholefoods

whole foods logo

I love Wholefoods. I do. But, it is always double the price on everything. Everyone knows that … but when I’m inside Wholefoods I always am able to justify the higher prices.

One thing that Wholefoods does really well is the “Made Right Here” signs in their produce section. When you think about the people behind the counter making the food, you realize why it is priced a little higher. It is also ready to go. You literally can start eating the produce right out of the bin (no need to cut or add seasoning).

Made Right Here Sign at Whole foods

Here are some ways to charge more money in your business:
1. Offer a service – setup, installation, design, etc

2. Complete all the steps for them. For example: just don’t give them a watermelon. Cut the watermelon, put it in a nice bowl, add some nice seasoning, and give them a fork to eat.

Top 10 Ways to Stop Your Customer from Having Buyers Remorse

Nothing is worse than a customer signing up, paying you, not using your product because they are frustrated and then canceling. Uggggghhh so frustrating – I hate this so much. I focus HARD on making sure they stay.

Here are my top 10 tips that I use every day, every night. 24/7 baby! All right, here we go:

10. Pick up the Damn Phone and Call Them

Yes, I know you aren’t suppose to call a girl until 3 days after the first date. This isn’t dating. They gave you their billing information (which is pretty much a homerun in business) – call them ASAP and ask if you can help them out with anything. If they don’t pick up – leave a voicemail. Follow Up with an email. Text them as well – because honestly no one checks voicemail anymore.

9. Make Training Sessions Mandatory

Boom! Tell them every customer has to go through a training session. It is mandatory – No Questions Asked. Book the training session right after you close the deal. Make sure they attend – don’t let them weasel out of it. Offer incentives like a Free Edible Arrangements when the complete the session.

Make the training session fun and effective. I like to do a reverse screen share. Where I watch them use our product. I also like to get the product working for them on the call.

If you can get away with it, charge for the training session. Otherwise, let the customer know it is included in the cost. They will love it.

8. Make them Successful in Whatever Means Necessary

Know their business and make them successful. Do whatever it takes to make sure they see ROI on your product. If you have to use other tools or methods to make them successful – DO IT! Don’t be annoying about it, think outside the box and make it happen for them.

  • Do they need the data also in their Salesforce account – just do it, build the damn integration.
  • They need extra reports every month – put it on you calendar, and manually send them reports.
  • They want you to train their intern who also happens to be their bosses son who doesn’t give a damn? Train the hell out of him – make him an Expert.

7. Charge More Money

If you really care about the customer. Start charing them more so you can give them more attention. Build your top notch service into the price. Customers don’t mind paying you a little extra coin, if you can actually provide results.

Business owners are sick and tired of crappy internet products that just don’t work or are too complicated to use. Smart customers are willing to pay more for excellent service for something that actually helps their business grow.

6. Actually Care

Yes, this one shouldn’t be on the list but it is and it actually matters.

When your customer wins, you win BIG! You have a life long customer and they will probably tell customers about you.

5. Find out what your customer wants – they are the BOSS!

In most cases you work with the “Manager” and not the “CEO”. The customer is the manager and not the CEO. Make the manager look good. You report to the manager – that guy is your boss. You make your manager look good and don’t worry about the rest. Make suggestions about what will work for their business – but always always focus on making your “Boss” look amazing.

4. Be a High End Concierge Service

Think of yourself as a concierge service. Lets say you run a hotel and one of your regulars mentions that he is about to propose to his girlfriend of 12 years. Boom! This is your chance – give him a free upgrade to the presidential suite. Decorate their bed with rose petals, throw in some free champagne. Now, you have a customer for a life and story he will tell everyone.

Same thing with software products. Remember what types of features your top customers are suggesting and when you launch them – send them a personal email about it. Tell them you not only want to help implement it for them but also show them it over a screenshare so they can see the full power of it.

3. Figure out why they aren’t launching

If they bought the product, you know they are excited about it but a few weeks have gone by and they have not launched. FIND OUT WHY! Call, text, voicemail, snapchat, meerkat, badger, prowler, whatever they are on – you be on now and get to them ASAP!

There are 3 reasons…. I mean 3 Excuses why people buy and don’t launch, and this sucks for you. Everyday they don’t launch, is a day closer to them canceling.

Reason #1 They are “busy”
Reason #2 They need to get approval from their team
Reason #3 Waiting for something else to happen before (like a website redesign, a new person to start, etc, etc)

These are NOT reasons, they are EXCUSES.

If they are busy, ask when they are next available – you can work their hours if needed (weekend or nights if needed – just offer this, most probably they won’t take you up on this, but this lets them know you are serious). Get a date, book it on the calendar. If they try to cancel on you next time – let them know that you booked this way in advance around their schedule – so it is pretty rude of them to pull that one you.

If they need approval. Book a meeting with their entire team so you can get buy in. At the end of the call – get buy in from all team members. “Okay, does everyone here approve? Perfect, lets get this launched right now!”

If they are waiting for X … this is a tough one and a total cop out. Talk about how your service can provide value NOW and they are losing money every second they don’t launch.

2. Be FAST

Don’t be one of those software providers that takes 3 months to implement. No one, I mean no one appreciates that. Get to the launch quickly. Setup your entire team around speed.

You are on a ticking timer as soon as your customer pays you. Everyday you don’t launch for them is another day, your “Boss” looks bad in front of his company.

1. Be an Expert and Let Them Know That

You have to get the customer’s trust. Without the customer’s trust you have NOTHING! No trust, no agreement, no launch, no money.

When the customer believes in your expertise, they will give you the freedom to implement things without their buy-in on every little detail. Be up front about the fact that you do this for a living day-in and day-out. Ask for their trust if you have to. Let them know what has worked for other similar clients in the past which is why you are suggesting the strategy you are proposing.

Didn’t read this massive list of awesome stuff?

TLDR; Make the customer successful as soon as possible

Best Freebie Apps of 2013

George is Cheap

All tools on this list are 100% free! I use all of them daily. I highly recommend them to you too. (Some have paid options for more features, but everything on this list has an amazing free plan)

Genius Scan

Genius Scan

Take a pic on your phone, turn it into a PDF. Boom, done! Perfect for stuff you have to sign. Check it out or tweet it.

Trello

Trello To Do List Screen Shot

You can do a million things with it, but I use it as a collaborative To-Do list with my team. Super easy to use on the web and their iPhone app is super slick! Check it out or tweet it.

Refresh.io

refresh app screen

Sweet iPhone app that syncs with your LinkedIn, Facebook, and Google Calendar. It sends you a little reminder of your next meeting with information about the person like where they worked, their life milestones, and who you have in common. It helps me “Small Talk”. Check it out or tweet it.

Skitch

Yes, Skitch made the list again! It is awesome. However, don’t download the newest version. Get the older version. Evernote recently purchased Skitch and made it worse. Check it out or tweet it.

Buffer

Buffer Screenshot

Schedules your tweets automatically. It helps you not be “That Guy” that takes over your followers newsfeed. Also, an easy way to post updates on multiple social networks at once. I use it to auto-post to my LinkedIn Group and personal Twitter account. Check it out or tweet it.

Newsblur

NewsBlur Screen Shot

Awesome Google Reader replacement. I subscribe to over 300 feeds and their iPhone app rocks too! What is crazy is that I think it is all built by one dude. Check it out or tweet it.

Signals

Signals by HubSpot Screen Shot

Email stalking tool. Lets you know if your recipient has opened your email. Works with Gmail and their chrome app rocks da house. This helps me out because I always wonder if they actually read my email. Check it out or tweet it.

Lastpass

LastPass

After Adobe got broken into, I decided to get on top of my password security. LastPass remembers your passwords for you. This way I can use 11 digit passwords that contain uppers, lowers, numbers, and special characters. Check it out or tweet it.

GAget

GAget screen shot

Google Analytics on your iPhone. All I really want to know on a daily basis is how many visitors I got, this little app does it automatically for you with one swipe. Their mac widget is free, but their iPhone app is $2.99. Check it out or tweet it.

Dwolla

Dwolla feature

I’ve been using Dwolla for payroll (perfect for small teams), because it is free (actually $0.25 per transaction) and you can do direct bank deposits. Way cheaper than most payroll solutions which charge monthly fees. Check it out or tweet it.

Hipchat

Team Chat

Awesome private instant messaging tool for my team. Their desktop client works really well. Saves links and images automatically. We use to use Google Chat, but that only allows 1-to-1, hipchat is from team chats. Check it out or tweet it.

Paper Karma

paper karma screen shot

Love this app! It is an “Unsubscribe button” for physical mail. Take a pic of some credit card offer that you get and these guys automatically make sure you never get it again. Check it out or tweet it.

Flightcar

flightcar

  • Round trip to SFO airport via cab is $120
  • Round trip to SFO airport BART is $18
  • … or I can drive to SFO and park with Flightcar for $FREE! No brainer move here. You can’t beat free airport parking.

Check it out or tweet it.

Alexa chrome plugin

Alexa Internet - Chrome Extension Download

I like to know if the website I’m looking at is a popular one. Alexa’s Chrome plugin does that for me with 1-click. People complain about Alexa’s data being a little off, but it is still a good measure of website popularity. Check it out or tweet it.

What free apps are missing from this list? Let me know in the comments and I will add to this list if it is awesome.

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More Free Tool Suggestions from the comments!

Dharmesh’s Suggestions:

  • Flowdock – What Google Wave should have been, chat + Inbox for teams

Nitin’s Suggestions:

  • Asana – Project Management Tool
  • awesome screenshots – Chrome plugin for taking screen shots
  • Pandora – Awesome app for music radio, suggests new music based on your listening habits
  • Mint – AMAZING personal finance app, put in all your bank and credit card accounts and it automatically categorizes your finances, I love the budgeting feature because it lets you know when you are spending more in a certain area.
  • Apple Podcasts – podcast app 

Anand’s Suggestions:

  • RescueTime – shows you how you spend time your time on the web.

Is this the Future of Customer Service?

ClairVista

Renting my Car in Phoenix from Someone in Omaha

I just experienced the future of virtual customer support in retail stores. I landed in Phoenix and saw a massive line at Hertz. I thought I would be there for at least 2 hours. Then BAM! The line started moving a lot faster, after 4 machines fired up with real (but virtual) customer support reps from Omaha, I was in my Hertz rental car just 25 minutes later. The company behind the technology is ClairVista.

Ghost Town turns into Rihanna Concert

Back in Highschool when I worked in the TV department at Sears, I would remember hours where not a single person would walk in. (I killed time by playing snake on my Nokia phone) Then around the 6pm rush-hour 10 people would show up. I would be out numbered and lose customers. I wish I had some virtual assistance that could answer questions and then help me close more deals!

Is this the future?

What do you think of a future with virtual reps in physical stores? There were a few people in front of me in the Hertz line that said no to using the virtual machines and let me cut in front of them.

What do you think of a future with virtual reps in physical stores? Would you talk to one at a Best Buy or Macy’s? Let me know in the comments below!

PS Pro Travel Tip: Go with the no-named local car rental company over Hertz. They are cheaper and have flexible with drop off times.

I like TurboTax’s Speech Bubbles

TurboTax LogoNobody likes Tax day…. except probably the people over at TurboTax. Their service is now the default way of filing taxes.

I really like how on their pricing page they have speech bubbles so you can easily self-identify with a the best TurboTax plan for your needs. It is really hard to cater to the masses.. but TurboTax does it extremely well, they are able to cater to low AND high income earners as well as students, military personnel, and business owners.

Self Identifying Speech Bubbles on TurboTax

When I was on this page, my eyes went right to the speech bubbles. I remember even saying, “Yes” a few times in my head as I was scanning which package I should get.

What is interesting is that it isn’t just the simple short text, it is also the design. The speech bubbles make it look like you just said it.

What do you think of the speech bubbles – did they work on you?

The Sale is Never Over

Keeping customers is more important than getting new customers.

After a customer pays you it is your duty to make sure your product works for them. A lot of times, I pay for a product, it just doesn’t work, and I give up. Also the amount is so low (under $30) that I don’t want to go through the hassle of getting a refund. There is absolutely no way I will sign up again for your product.

I’m a big believer in SaaS so recurring customers are built into my business model. However, almost all businesses rely on repeat business. For example coffee shops (Starbucks), lawyers, big box retailers (Best Buy), iPhone games (Tiny Wings), and almost any business that wants to stay in business needs repeat business.

Some companies do this really well. They follow up with you and ask about your experience. They ask simple questions like “Did you like our service?” or sometimes even more specific questions like “Did your file send successfully for your last campaign?”

Even generic survey/question asking for feedback is better than nothing.

Other companies (most) don’t even think of asking. They think that the sale is over as soon as the first sale is over. Time to move on and impress the next customer. NO!, the sale is never over. Ask for feedback, improve your products, keep that customer coming again, again. That is the key to building a successful customer focused billion dollar company.

6 Pivots to a Billion Dollars: How a Soda Shop Owner Did It

One of my ALL TIME favorite entrepreneurs is JW Marriott. I wanted to share how he evolved a simple soda shop into the hotel empire!

1927 – The Great Idea is Born!

JW visits Washington D.C. on a hot sunny day and thought he could get rich by serving cold drinks. So, he opened up a A&W Root Beer franchise to do just that!

1928 – The Invention of the “Drive Thru”

More Americans had cars and so he invented “Service In Your Car” or as we know it now as a “Drive Thru”. The core idea was serve customers faster and make it easier – why make people get out of their cars?

1934 – Family Restaurant & Expanding

JW Marriott converted his A&W Root Beer stand into a low budget family restaurant and did a complete rebrand, calling it “The Hot Shoppe”.

JW and his wife/business partner, Alice Marriott, focused on opening more restaurants across the east coast.

1937 – Invented in-flight food services

JW noticed customers were “Driving Thru” and getting on a flight. He thought why not make things easier on his customers and just provide the food directly on the flight itself.

1955 – Food Catering

Started providing food catering services to government buildings, public schools, and hospitals. If you can’t get the customer to come to you why not just go to them – serve them food right where they work!

1957 – Opens First Hotel

All those people traveling on planes have to sleep somewhere. So they conveniently opened their first 365-room hotel right next to the airport.

Fun Fact: Daily Rates were $8/night

1958 and Onwards

Hotel expansion domination.

… and the rest is history. By constantly looking at where the customer is and how to make their life easier Marriott was able to transform a small time soda shop into a multi billion dollar corporation.

If you want to learn more checkout this awesome 45 minute documentary on JW Marriott.

The reason I love this story so much is Marriott makes creating a multi billion dollar company really easy, all you need to do is listen to your customers!

Special thanks to Priya Sheth for editing this post.

The Things I Will Do For A $10 T-Shirt

$20 Gift Card – No, Thank You

3 Free Months – maybe I’ll sign up tomorrow

Free TShirt – OMG! I will do anything for it!!

I’m not really sure what it is about free t-shirts but they seem to work on me. MixPanel an analytics company (similar to Google Analytics but makes it easy to go more granular in your data) sent me the email above. I thought this was pretty genius.

Over the Integration Hump

Integrating MixPanel takes a little bit of work. A little bribe goes a long way to get people like me to actually take the time to do it. MixPanel has good lock-in power too once you actually start using it – it is hard to stop. A $10 t-shirt is chump change if you upgrade to their Startup – $150 package.

Good work MixPanel Marketing Team!

Converting Free Sign Ups to Free Users

The only way to convert people from your free plan to your paid plan is to first make sure they actually use your product. MailChimp does a great job of this as well. After your send your first email campaign they send you a free t-shirt.

What have companies done to get you to start using their product? Let me know in the comments below.